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And how should I begin?

Freddie/genderless/non-allo. Use fae/fim/faer/faers/faerself, he/him, or other singular gender-neutral pronouns in reference to me.

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Posts tagged omg

Apr 19 '14

(Source: mayoade)

55,058 notes (via surelickholmes & mayoade)Tags: YOU GUYS OMG That's So Raven

Feb 12 '14

isthatwhatyoumint:

here is a recording of the aforementioned muscle suit routine. yes, he is skating to “sex bomb.”

there are a few recordings out there and a couple of them are better quality than this, but in my opinion nothing will top the original recording. the reaction from the crowd is especially satisfying and, really, there’s just no replicating that initial surprise.

21,396 notes (via swingsetindecember & isthatwhatyoumint)Tags: humor video figure skating omg queue

Jul 8 '13
theappleppielifestyle:

amateurhocuspocus:

blackamazon:

” there there angry face”” no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”


#kirk and bones

theappleppielifestyle:

amateurhocuspocus:

blackamazon:

” there there angry face”
” no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

#kirk and bones

(Source: entirelyessential)

203,439 notes (via patchworkprogrammer & entirelyessential)Tags: omg cute Animals duck owl James T Kirk Bones McCoy

Jul 7 '13

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

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With things like this going on….This should be interesting

285,217 notes (via surelickholmes & the-vashta-natasha)Tags: omg shatner It's like infomercial BUT without wrecking your most precious items

Jul 1 '13

There’s a certain chivalry and romance attached to knights. What’s the single most romantic thing you’ve ever done in real-life?

Tom: I flew back from LA to surprise my girlfriend. She thought I was going to be away for months and I decided to give her a little shock. She had cooked a meal and I turned up just in time to eat.
Rupert: I’m incredibly romantic. I once cooked a lovely meal for a girl and then hid in a cupboard for nine hours when her boyfriend returned from LA to surprise her. He was meant to have been away for months (laughs).

from TV WEEK (via bound—to—you)

1,013 notes (via swingsetindecember & bound--to--you)Tags: omg humor

Jun 26 '13
tylerfucklin:

runner of the Teen Wolf tumblr and twitter, everyone. *slow clap*

tylerfucklin:

runner of the Teen Wolf tumblr and twitter, everyone. *slow clap*

(Source: dylanowhyen)

9,430 notes (via breenwolf & dylanowhyen)Tags: omg

Jun 22 '13

wanktissue:

wanktissue:

i just found a dusty box full of marbles under my bed with “john morris” written on the inside in a 10 year old’s writing and i asked dad why this box of marbles belonging to a 10 year old john morris was under my bed and he said “that kid stuck my head in the toilet in 6th grade so my older brother broke into his house and stole his prized box of marbles”

oh my god

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(Source: seawitch43)

66,401 notes (via surelickholmes & seawitch43)Tags: omg

Jun 22 '13

cailaise:

darrenpillowscriss:

castiel-hasfallen:

pkmndaisuki:

Oh my god.

Okay I had to look at the other notes to see what it is and now i understand just OH MY GOD

I understood it before I even understood it because who else would “popecomb penguinbatshh” be referring to?

this just made me so angry oh my god

(Source: princehal-lordhal)

73,051 notes (via timothyjacksondrake & princehal-lordhal)Tags: omg humor

Jun 20 '13
vilevillage:

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

I am about to cry laughing omfg

vilevillage:

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

I am about to cry laughing omfg

398,747 notes (via patchworkprogrammer & nikkipher)Tags: omg

Jun 17 '13

wewhofightmonsters:

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

55,822 notes (via littlebbredbird & wewhofightmonsters)Tags: omg no yes good

Jun 15 '13

oh-my-spoby:

the intro is not the same without colton’s penis

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10,016 notes (via swingsetindecember & oh-my-spoby-deacti-deactivated2)Tags: omg Colton Haynes

Jun 11 '13

110,681 notes (via mimi-bird & pleatedjeans)Tags: omg humor people

Jun 7 '13
betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

84,949 notes (via patchworkprogrammer & betterwhenaked)Tags: omg humor