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because jesus fucking christ I need some more faith in humanity right now after seeing that Beiberbot or whatever the fuck they call themselves post
Can’t seriously believe people don’t know who she is.
Holocene (where we currently are)
- Classical Greece
- Ancient Egypt
- Ancient Maya
- Ancient Babylon
- Ancient Japan
- Ancient China
- Ancient Rome
There are all from the amazing tumblr ancientpeoples which I’m fangirling over. I figured it was easier to link them all like this since the posts are long and then I - and other people - can find them later :)
There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood.
Because they sent back two ten year old boys.