And how should I begin?

thren asked:

PIYO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY. You did it. The Earth went all the way around the god damn Sun again and you didn't die. Monumental. Inspiring. Dang.

Hey, Wonderful. I did make it, didn’t I? Not all too surprising, though there was that worrisome point with the hospital and a few other moments of award-winning survival. I’ve set myself a new record to beat, so I better get to it. Here’s to us all, on this day of amazing achievement, but mostly to me because, somehow, I did it.

patchworkprogrammer asked:

soooooo I hear that it be yer....*inhale* Birth day eh? well then time for your song of glory *kazoo* happy birthday happy birthday *kazoo* ooh happy birthday happy birthday *kazoo* ohh ohh ohh its ya birthday, so go outside and yell at that guy *kazoo* and go get some free items

Thank you <3

patchworkprogrammer asked:

Let me tell you about homestuck

scooterninja asked:

10, 80, 39, 5, 17, 40, 3 (didn't look, just typed)

10. What is the last beverage you had?:
 The milk turned chocolatey at the bottom of my bowl of cocoa puffs.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
How about no tea 

39. Who was the last person you danced with?
 ”Draquesh.” You’ll understand.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
 Unfortunately, no.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
 Not really anyone, honestly.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I finally felt something towards someone.

3. Have you taken someone’s virginity?
No. 

patchworkprogrammer asked:

2,4,19,9,11,23,and 10 BE FREE MAJESTIC PIYO~

2: A song you like with a number in the title

If special characters count then @!#-@! – Motion City Soundtrack, otherwise… um… Oh! I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) – The Proclaimers.

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

Any song by a person who only makes music I really don’t like.

19: A song that makes you think about life

Listen to the Math – Tokyo Police Club, Everybody Wants To Be an Astronaut – Royal Republic, and Skin and Bones – Motion City Soundtrack

9: A song that makes you happy

I actually had a hard time finding one of these. I realized most of my music doesn’t make me “happy” in the sense as I define the word. I enjoy a number of Creature Feature songs because I don’t know why. But also, “Beauty” from Starship.

11: A song that you never get tired of

Does it offend you, yeah?’s “Let’s Make Out.” It’s just entertaining, and reminds me of Maggot Boy.

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Horse Outside – The Rubberbandits

10: A song that makes you sad

When Somebody Loved Me – Sarah McLachlan (That one from Toy Story 2. If you don’t understand just with that….tsk)

surelickholmes asked:

I cant even believe omg u r so smart piyo i dont even understand the summary to that major But computers and science you are bith really good at so??? Idk man do you really want to come to an art person for this all im going to tell you in the end is to follow your dream by studying what you think is interestig and then worry about money later Which i still think applies bc ppl who are smart like you with a college degree will never live in a box Do u think math is fun

DUH MATH IS FUN. I’m so upset that I didn’t take more math classes this semester…

I’ve actually never taken a computer science class, so I have no idea how good I am at such things… I’m so confuu-sed

patchworkprogrammer asked:

Its raining men, or rollercoaster of emotions

Its raining men. Horrible, wretched creature is sending its goons down from the sky. They’re trained, I know, and that’s why it’s so terrifying. Soon enough there will be no safe place to hide as the streets are filled with the cracks of the so called “men” landing from their canons and emerging from their small pods. At the rate this war is going it’s not hard to believe that we could lose. We could lose our planet to the invader’s raining men…

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“Pray tell, what is uh, as you say it, ‘roller coaster of emotion’?” Albertus didn’t know. Poor fellow was missing out, and Joyce knew it. She looked over her shoulder at the boy, trying and tripping over himself as he scampered behind her, and gave him a smirk; she would use this opportunity to its fullest extent. She didn’t speak; she had made a bet with the boy that she could make it a full day, any day, without being her snarky, sarcastic self… And he chose today. The day they went to an amusement park.

She skipped back and tugged him forward to a map. Just because he was asking questions she wasn’t about to give up her five bucks for explaining. She pointed at the attraction to which they were headed and grinned widely.

They made it there, and after what felt like a ‘forever wait,’ as Joyce would usually voice, they finally made it to the front of the line and entered a car for the next launching of the ride.

As the cart began to move Albertus realized there were signs that read things like ‘lament’ and ‘FEEELLLSSS” around and video footage of some American show playing everywhere he looked. He felt something wet drip onto his shoulder and looked up to see what it was. Whatever the salty translucent liquid was, it surrounded the tunneled car and almost pulled it to a stop. He felt another drip hit his hand, but this time he realized that it had fallen from his chin. There was wet line streaking his cheek, originating from his eye, apparently. He looked to Joyce.

She sat next to him with steady streams of tears coming from her eyes. Everyone on the ride was crying, even himself.

“Oh, hic, I think I get what it is now…”

He looked forward to avoid the depressing surroundings only to see a sign ahead that read, “Hysteria.”

“…Oh boy.”

dogswithmail asked:

You, my partner in crime, you are a wonderful person. Seriously. Who could be so perfect as to paint monochromatic paintings in yellow and they still look like yellows? Who could completely fake a science fair experiment and still make it sound so good you make it to science fair anyway? Who can geek out over superheroes for so long that they give the nerdiest complements that mean so much? And on top of all that you are absolutely beautiful and sweet and funny all at the same time ^^

I’m just going to curl up into a puddle of mush~

patchworkprogrammer asked:

Your smart, really cute, and your a awesome possum kinda person no matter what you do. plus your really good at kinect so take pride in your ability to wave actually wave unlike me XD

This actually makes me quite happy.

patchworkprogrammer asked:

I wanna say that me and you ship should be named pinky and the brain....but at the same time i dont even know why i thought of that XD

…perfection

scooterninja asked:

if you were a magical girl... your colors would be either be red or orange (because of reasons), you would work with arrows (because I know you can), and your powers would be over toxins (because poison tipped arrows are the bees knees). OH YEAH OUTFIT! Due to the influct on my dash I'm picturing you in Lord of the Rings gear right now XD

Lord of the Rings gear, yeeessssss.

That honestly sounds really fun. I like it.